Lyrics: Screeching Weasel. I Wanna Be A Homosexual (Original 1989 Version).

The way you look at me
The way I look at you the same
Jerking off to Penthouse
I'm completely fucking through and through
A bedroom full of lies
Masterbating, masterbating, mastering geek
Masterbating geek, masterbating geek

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
I'm gonna be, gonna be a homosexual
I'm gonna be...

Shock the middle class
Take it up your punk rock ass!
Quit the music trade
I think I wanna be a fucking faggot

I'm not fucked up
I'll be fucked up
Am I fucked up yet?
I'm not fucked up yet
I'm not fucked up yet
No fucking way!

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
I'm gonna be, gonna be a homosexual
I'm wanna be...


Call me a faggot
Call me a butt loving, fudge-packing queer
I don't care
It's the straight in straight-edge
That make's me want to drink a beer
And be a faggot, call me a homo

The way you look at me
The way I look at you the same
Quit the music trade
I think I wanna be a faggot

I'm not fucked up
I'm not fucked up
I'm not fucked up yet
No I'm not fucked up yet
I'm not fucked up yet
No fucking way!

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
I'm gonna be, gonna be a homosexual
I'm wanna be...