Lyrics: Screeching Weasel. Beat Is On The Brat. 53rd & 3rd.

If you think you can, well, come on man
I was a Green Beret in Vietnam
I said no more of your fairy stories
'Cause I got my other worries

53rd and 3rd
Standin' on the street
53rd and 3rd
I'm tryin' to turn a trick

53rd and 3rd
You're the one they never pick
53rd and 3rd
Don't it make you feel sick

If you think you can, well, come on man
I was a Green Beret in Vietnam
I said no more of your fairy stories
'Cause I got my other worries

53rd and 3rd
Standin' on the street
53rd and 3rd
I'm tryin' to turn a trick

53rd and 3rd
You're the one they never pick
53rd and 3rd
Don't it make you feel sick

Then I took out my razor blade
Then I did what God forbade
Now the cops are after me
But I proved that I'm no sissy

53rd and 3rd
Standin' on the street
53rd and 3rd
I'm tryin' to turn a trick

53rd and 3rd
You're the one they never pick
53rd and 3rd
Don't it make you feel sick

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53rd and 3rd
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53rd and 3rd
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53rd and 3rd
3rd and 3rd and 3rd
53rd and 3rd
3rd and 3rd and 3rd

53rd and 3rd
3rd and 3rd and 3rd
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