Lyrics: Ringo Starr. Mr. Doubleitup.

I've got two girls from coast to coast
Don't know which one I love the most
When we make love it's always nice
Feels so good I have to do it twice but that's all right

Two angels came and blew
The horn the day I was born
Mr. Doubleitup
Mr. Doubleitup

I know two heads are better than one
Put them together and feel the fun
Call me Doubleitup, Mr. Doubleitup
(Mr. Doubleitup)

I've got two cars, a Lincoln and a Caddie
Two girls in the back calling me daddy
(Mmm, daddy)
Hitting the bars drinking two for one
Double my pleasure, double my fun

I ain't dumb, I'm a loaded gun
I blow my nose like I blow
My castle then there it goes
Mr. Doubleitup, Mr. Doubleitup, ah, give it to me

I know two heads are better than one
Put them together and feel the fun
Call me Doubleitup
(Mr. Doubleitup)
Mr. Doubleitup
(Mr. Doubleitup)

I said, "Yeah, yeah"
(Yeah, yeah)
I said, "No, no"
(No, no)
I said, "Go, go"
(Go, go)
I said, "Don't blow"

Fell out of bed, got double vision
If this is life it ain't worth living
(It ain't worth living)
I realize I ain't so tough
I took too much I finally had enough

I feel pretty rough
(Pretty rough)
Having too much, too much fun
I'll settle for one
Mr. Doubleitup, Mr. Doubleitup

Well, I know two heads are better than one
Put them together and feel the fun
Call me Doubleitup
(Mr. Doubleitup)
Mr. Doubleitup
(Mr. Doubleitup)
Oh, it's double
(Mr. Doubleitup)
Mmm, I'm in a double trouble

Mr. Doubleitup, Doubleitup
Mr. Doubleitup, Doubleitup
Got a couple of things I have to do