Lyrics: Primus. Tales From The Punchbowl. Del Davis Tree Farm.

Del Davis sold a Christmas tree
Stood up to 8 feet tall
Season was lookin' mighty thin
He'd hoped to sell 'em all
Here he comes with a dollar in his hand
Represents the epitomized man

The boy liked rock 'n' roll
Seemed that's the way he paid his way

With the help of Del and them Doogs
There's a bit more joy this holiday
Here he comes?