Lyrics: Patent Pending. Save Each Other, the Whales Are Doing Fine. Lights Out In Mississippi (Alternate Version).

Tere's no hope in Cincinnati or a town like Baton Rouge
i can offer you Chicago, still there's nothing i can do, no no no
so i'm holding fast to Houston, as you scream Niagara Falls
and i hope and pray you won't return at all, no no no no
and i hope and pray you won't return at all

yeah, a cha cha cha cha, guys? guys?