Lyrics: NOFX. Go To Work Wasted.

I'm overhung, overslept
I'm ripe disheveled, perfectly unkept
I like my drink, mit toast and eggs
The best bloody mary you've ever tasted

Go to work wasted
Go to work bombed
Gotta pull a shot, before you start the job
I wanna operate, heavy machinery
I wanna watch some online pornography

You gotta go to work high
If your getting paid low
You gotta put your nose
To the grindstone stoned
That elbow grease, will get you fuck
You don't wanna be a schlemiel or a schmuck

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
fuck, fuck, fuck
fuck