Lyrics: NOFX. Pump Up The Valuum. Thank God Its Monday.

Monday is my favorite time of year

I'm gonna tell you what I really think
I like about Mondays
'Cause they feel like Saturdays
When you don't got to go to work
Every day is a holiday

I wake up when I want to
I do anything I wanna do
Can't wait for Tuesday

I really never liked Fridays
I can't do what I wanna do
Sold out at the movies
Can't eat at the restaurants

Everybody want a good time
But the bar's full of cigarette smoke
I think I'll stay home
I think I'll wait for Monday

I live a five day weekend
I gotta year long holiday
Thank God it's Monday

The only place that I gotta go be
Is at the show or on the first tee
Thank God for irony

Never mind the aggravation
Modulation
Gimme another key

I'll tell you why I like Tuesdays, Wednesday
'Cause they're kinda like Christmas, New Years
Come to think about Wednesdays, Thursday
Are a little like Hanukkah, every day is good

Thursday's thanksgiving
I'm talking about good living
I'll think I give thanks
Thank God it's Monday

Thank God it's Monday
Thank God it's Monday
Thank God it's Monday
Thank God it's Monday
Thank God it's Monday
Thank God it's Monday