Lyrics: NOFX. Pump Up The Valuum. My Vagina.

My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation, sex-cessful
But now I gotta pee through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass, I go from front to back
'Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferens
I trade it in for a pair of used cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation, paid upfront
Now I show all my friends my new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird but that's okay with me
'Cause now I kick their ass, played from the ladies team
There's nothing finer than having a vagina