Lyrics: Nelly. Thicky Thick Girl.

See now you could be a lady or a bitch girl
Still, your thicky thicky thicky thick
Lookin' like a lolli-pop waitin' for the lick girl
Your thicky thicky thicky thick
Remind me of my 6-4 waitin' at the switch girl
Your thicky thicky thicky thick
Could be a crime that I'm waiting to commit girl?
Your thicky thicky thicky thick

So basically I'm a joke right?
Look me in the eyes and tell me if you don't lie
When are you that shoes untied before you know it method
First step we getting naked, pants gone in 20 seconds
It's gettin' hectic
Wreck it just like a hoopty with insurance
But it seems I'm behind schedule
With broad troubles twistin' and pullin'
I'm like shorty help me
(Come on)
Help me don't blow my high, 'cause I'm too horny
(Please)

She giggles and gives a horny smile
So I take advantage
Kisses in gentle places tryin' to get myself established
I'm comfortable, wanna be in that mood with no control
Concentrating on my every lick her every blow
Yo', I'm still cold but cooler than 2 below
And how I got that rubber on her ass will never know it's on
Put my penis in accurate just relaxing it
Now it's my time to party like the lunatics at an after set

See now you could be a lady or a bitch girl
Still, your thicky thicky thicky thick
Lookin' like a lolli-pop waitin' for the lick girl
Your thicky thicky thicky thick
Remind me of my 6-4 waitin' at the switch girl
Your thicky thicky thicky thick
Could be a crime that I'm waiting to commit girl?
Your thicky thicky thicky thick

Now comes first like the front porch and the polo shirts
Skirts there they are thats the one 'cause I'm far
From average lane with that "What's your name?" game
I'm stormin' on your brain like a surgeon in the rain
Take the fame if can
Watch me wrap like saran
All up in this shit now
You want me like a tan

Live in me like a van
In reverse that's the worst
Playa curse put up on me now
We spreadin' on my hommies like a germ
Watch me turn into captain kill a hoe
Kill a hoe strong
Watch me last long like a penny broke many motels
I got a rich coupon
I'm doing dismounts on futons
Comin' out like key won

I'm ill like ceramic in a hammock
God damn it
Thats my words
Oohs and aahs slurred like a verb
Someone acting like an ass like a metaphor
Now I'm headed for the highways
Selling me by's sideways

See now you could be a lady or a bitch girl
Still, your thicky thicky thicky thick
Lookin' like a lolli-pop waitin' for the lick girl
Your thicky thicky thicky thick
Remind me of my 6-4 waitin' at the switch girl
Your thicky thicky thicky thick
Could be a crime that I'm waiting to commit girl?
Your thicky thicky thicky thick

Selling shit out to they ears
Hot tones and telephones
Just to get they ass back home home
Gonna watch my bedrock like Flintstones
Son too strong
Try to smoke your sack is fatty sonic
Drive me nuts like planters
Harpin' a nigga like offalana
(Swish)

I ban ya from the smoke house church
Who you think you fuckin' with?
Trying to play me like Jim Carrey
Pull some dumber and dumber shit
Stomp me like a step show
(Grab ho)
Then I let go split
(Throw)
That ass like G-strings up on these rat hoes
I pose as a threat

To hit any one of these niggas rats
Split some game and get them burnt
Gonna watch this tag team like free bird
Say the word
I be at rats with all my partners
Straight loungin' with a pocket full of rubbers and have it
Bouncin'
Go make the announcement

Smoke like dynamite the good times
Want both girls like prime time
Want real highs and thick thighs take pride in my stylin'
Head boards you be grabbin'
Got 'em bangin' the walls so hard te neighbors callin'
Asking you what happened

See now you could be a lady or a bitch girl
(Whats goin' on over there)
Still, your thicky thicky thicky thick
Lookin' like a lolli-pop waitin' for the lick girl
(Sounds like you guys are going crazy)
Your thicky thicky thicky thick
Remind me of my 6-4 waitin' at the switch girl
(Going going gone)
Your thicky thicky thicky thick
Could be a crime that I'm waiting to commit girl?
(Come on)
Your thicky thicky thicky thick

See now you could be a lady or a bitch girl
Still, your thicky thicky thicky thick
Lookin' like a lolli-pop waitin' for the lick girl
Your thicky thicky thicky thick
Remind me of my 6-4 waitin' at the switch girl
Your thicky thicky thicky thick
Could be a crime that I'm waiting to commit girl?
Your thicky thicky thicky thick

See now you could be a lady or a bitch girl
Still, your thicky thicky thicky thick
Lookin' like a lolli-pop waitin' for the lick girl
Your thicky thicky thicky thick
Remind me of my 6-4 waitin' at the switch girl
Your thicky thicky thicky thick
Could be a crime that I'm waiting to commit girl?
Your thicky thicky thicky thick