Lyrics: Nellie McKay. Obligatory Villagers. Mother of Pearl.

Feminists don't have a sense of humor
Feminists just want to be alone
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumors
They have a tumor on their funny bone

They say, ?Child molestation isn't funny
Rape and degradation's just a crime
Rampant prostitution, sex for money
Can't these chicks do anything but whine??

They say, ?Cheap objectification isn't witty
Equal work and wages worth a fight
On demand abortion, every city
Won't these women never get a life??

Feminists don't have a sense of humor
Feminists and vegetarians
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They're far too sensitive to ever be a [Incomprehensible]
That's why these feminists just need to find a man