Lyrics: Nellie McKay. Normal as Blueberry Pie: A Tribute to Doris Day. Wonderful Guy.

I expect everyone of my crowd to make fun
Of my proud protestations of faith in romance
And theya??ll say Ia??m naA?ve as a babe to believe
Every fable I hear from a person in pants

Fearlessly Ia??ll face them and argue their doubts away
Loudly Ia??ll sing about flowers in spring
Flatly Ia??ll stand on my little flat feet and say
Love is a grand and a beautiful thing

Ia??m not ashamed to reveal
The world famous feeling I feel

Ia??m as corny as Kansas in August
Ia??m as normal as blueberry pie
No more a smart little girl with no heart
I have found me a wonderful guy

I am a conventional dither

With a conventional star in my eye,
And you will note therea??s a lump in my throat
When I speak of that wonderful guy

Ia??m as trite and as gay as a daisy in May
A clichA© coming true
Ia??m bromidic and bright
As a moon-happy night
Pouring light on the dew

Ia??m as corny as Kansas in August
High as a flag on the fourth of July
If youa??ll excuse an expression I use
Ia??m in love, Ia??m in love
Ia??m in love, Ia??m in love
Ia??m in love with a wonderful guy