Lyrics: Kate Nash. My Best Friend Is You. Do Wah Doo.

Everybody thinks that girl's so fine
Everybody's like, I'll make her mine
Everyone thinks she's a bit of alright
But I think that she's not so nice

Every guy's looking in her eyes
Every guy's checking out her thighs
Everyone thinks that girl's a lady
But I don't, I think that girl's shady

Well, I'll just read a book instead
I don't care if we're just friends
I can hang out with myself
I'm old enough now to pretend

Well, I'll just read a book instead
Well, I know that you think she's first
Well I don't even think she cares
I don't know what you see

There's nothing there
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Ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum

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Ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Well, I think she's a

I'll just read a book instead
I don't care if we're just friends
I can hang out with myself
I'm old enough now to pretend

Well, I'll just read a book instead
Well, I know that you think she's first
Well, I don't even think she cares
I don't know what you see

There's nothing there
Ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum

Ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba bom, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Well, I think she's a bitch