Lyrics: Hannah Montana. Lilly Do You Want To Know A Secret Re-written.

Lilly: I don?t get it first you tell me you?ll go to the concert with me so why can?t you go now?
Miley: It?s just that I erm?. Got to feed the fish right daddy?
Robby ray: if you say so miles.
Lilly: Wait a minute I know what?s going on!
Miley: you do?
Lilly: yes your going to see with maroon five with your dad again and didn?t invite me again aren?t you? And you lied to me?

Miley: ok ya?ll caught me I give up it?s just that Jackson paid me $20 to do his homework while he goes out with Melissa!
Robby Ray: I knew that boy was up to something the moment he said ?I just hope I can raise my kids like you do.?
Miley: ok? So back to the whole concert thing?
Lilly: wait who?s Melissa?
Miley: Jackson?s girlfriend anyway the real reason I can?t go is (engine revving over Miley speaking) is that I?m Hannah Montana!
Lilly: Oh right super I really needed too know that!
Miley: so your not mad
Lilly: why would I be mad?
Miley: because I didn?t tell you
Lilly: oh yea it?s a real friendship ender if you don?t tell me that your dad?s got orange Underwear!
Miley: No I said that the reason I can?t go to the concert with you is because I am Hannah Montana!
(Lilly?s mouth drops)
Miley: uhh you?re drooling.
Lilly and Miley: uhhh gross
(Amber and Ashley walk in)
Amber and Ashley: Hi Miley, Lilly I bet you?re so excited about the fundraising project?
Miley :( whispering) what are they up to?
Amber: To bad were going to beat you?
Amber and Ashley: AGAIN ohhhh tssss

(Oliver and Jake walk in)
Oliver: Hi guys
Jake: Hi miley, do you want to be my partner and the fundraising project?
Miley: sure what we doing?
Jake: well?all the other places have been taken so we have to work at the farm!
Miley: Wait whose Lilly going to be partners with?
Oliver: Hi lill-ay
Lilly: fine but you?re going to pay for doing this to me.
(On the farm)
Miley: eww this is gross!
Jake: well it?s better than Amber and Ashley Job
Miley: Do you ever stop talking about those girls? Anyway why do you talk about them anyway?
Jake: well since you have been out of town so long I thought that you really left so that meant we?
Miley: and girlfriend? And amber is your girlfriend?
Jake: Look I am so sorry I didn?t tell you! Are you mad?
Miley: No I am not mad!
Jake: were?
(Miley lifts up a pile of cow poo and dumps it on Jake?s head)
Jake: Cool
Miley: how could you I didn?t know you were such a?
Jake: noob
Miley: Yeah!
(To be continued)