Lyrics: Moldyshorts And The Dung Eaters. Other. Surprise.

Harry Potter
There is something you must know
A dire secret I must show
And so this song will go

You most likely will not like it
In fact, you may call me a git
But I feel that you should be wiser
So I shall surprise yer

Harry
I come before you now
Please don?t call me a cow
As I will tell you somehow

Harry
Please just take my hand
Why can?t we be friend
We can make amends

Harry
Now to the secret I retreat
And it makes you obsolete
You simply can?t defeat

Your father?

Yes, Harry, it is true
Our DNA can prove
And we will start anew
Please don?t use that Floo

I know it?s hard to see
Hard to just believe
That two people such as we
But this here is the key

Harry
Don?t you run away
Don?t hold your dad at bay
Or soon you will pay
It?s a brand new day

Harry
Surely you don?t think
There?s truly a family link
You are on the brink
Of distinction

Harry
This is just a lie
Why you act so surprised
Such a gullible guy
And oh the end is nigh

You know that you must die
Don?t even think to try
To deny
My birthright

Oh, Harry
You know that you must die
Don?t even think to try
To deny
My birthright.

[Cackle]
I will have your head