Lyrics: Andy Milonakis. Other. The Andy Milonakis Theme Song.

I rock peas on my head but don?t call me a pea head.
Beas on my head but don?t call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee?s on my head but don?t call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
?I hate myself.?
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause it?s my show you can?t tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.
So yo I gotta go, it?s time for me to rock it.
I put bologna in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
Cause it?s my show I?m Andy Milonakis.
It?s my show I?m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It?s my show I?m Andy Milonakis