Lyrics: Roger Miller. Not In Nottingham.

Every town
Has its ups and down
Sometime ups
Outnumber the downs
But not in Nottingham
I'm inclined to believe
If we were so down
We'd up and leave
We'd up and fly if we had wings for flyin'

Can't you see the tears we're cryin'?
Can't there be some happiness for me?
Not in Nottingham