Lyrics: Matthew Good Band. Loser Anthems. Intermezzo : M. Good v. M. Trolley.

How the hell does that guy do it?
Its impossible
Because the trolley's down here
Like down here

You cant get back, you gotta look
how are you supposed to pick up chicks
If you gotta look at what your doing
It's impossible

See, it cant be done
No human being can play that
It's gotta be like
Two midgets or something