Lyrics: Dean Martin. Anything You Can Do.

I'm superior, you're inferior
I'm the big attraction, you're the small
I'm the major one, you're the minor one
I can beat you singing, that's not all

Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you
No, you can't, yes, I can
No, you can't, yes, I can
No, you can't, yes, I can, yes, I can
(Are we running over, you're cheating

Well, anything you can be, I can be greater
(I don't think so)
Sooner or later I'm greater than you
(No, you're not)
Yes, I am
(Nah, you're not, yes, I am, yes, I am)

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
(And only that)
Yes
(So can a rat)

Anything you can sing, I can sing louder
I can sing anything louder than you
(No, you can't)
Yes, I can
(No, you can't)
Yes, I can
(No, you can't)
Yes, I can, yes, I can, Enzio