Lyrics: Marauders (The). Other. Chapter 28.

We were takin? our Defense Against the Dark Arts OWLs that day
When Flitwick said, ?Put down your quills, please,?
We headed outside, toward the beech tree
Sitting there, we had nothing to do
No, Remus, I won?t quiz you
I know all that rubbish anyway
Look at that, over there, underneath the greasy hair
It?s Snivellus, our most hated enemy

Look out, James, Lily is here
Are you scared?
You better turn into a deer
I wonder if she?ll curse you into next week?or further
Hey, Lily, wanna go on a date?
I promise that I won?t hex Snape
Okay fine, I?ll let him down
I wonder how hard he?ll hit the ground

(Now it?s time for my Lily Evans impersonation)
?Messing up your hair because you think it looks cool to look like you just got off your broomstick, showing off with that stupid Snitch, walking down corridors hexing anyone who annoys you just because you can?I?m surprised your broomstick can get off the ground with that fat head on it, you make me sick.?

Oh no, what to do, Lily hates me, I knew it was true
Oh no, remember what you see, everyone look, it?s Snape?s worst memory
Oh, oh, oh it?s Snape?s worst memory
Oh, oh, oh it?s Snape?s worst memory