Lyrics: Madd Paddy. Arrived. Auld New Windsor.

Jimmy McVeigh just let me in I swear I learnt my lesson.
I won?t spill pints and stir up fights and I?ll quit the bloody cursing.

One summer night I bent my sight on drinking pints of brandy.
Pints of stout and blacking out and sleeping in an alley.
Got down on time and jumped the line of all the local crazies.
Fags and hags and drunk dirtbags, your man dressed like a lady.

Jimmy McVeigh just let me in I swear I learnt my lesson.
I won?t spill pints and stir up fights and I?ll quit the bloody cursing.

Threw in the door and crossed the floor that?s where I spied big Mabel.
Three hundred pounds up off the ground and dancing on the table.
And when she fell I laughed like hell her old man runs up to me,
Swinging fists my pint he kissed, his teeth they flew with fury.

Jimmy McVeigh just let me in I swear I learnt my lesson.
I won?t spill pints and stir up fights and I?ll quit the bloody cursing.
Jimmy said to me, ?Come here and see what?s down here through this hallway.\"

He dumped my stout and dumped me out the backdoor to the alley.

Jimmy McVeigh just let me in I swear I learnt my lesson.
I won?t spill pints and stir up fights and I?ll quit the bloody cursing.

Arrrgh!

(Thanks to Carnie for these lyrics)