Lyrics: Lucky Boys Confusion. Cockboy's Caddy Part II.

There was this kid who lived in Naperville

He had no money, no dollar, dollar bills

He had a pimp caddy you know you can't blame us

But we had to make the backseat, backseat famous

We call him the rooster, reading Simon & Schuster

You know your girlfriend he probably seduced her

One honey on his right, one honey on his left

All the honey's left out are getting upset

"This weekend I had Cockboy all to myself"

Yeah right, he took a shower, in an hour, he was with someone else


You just don't get it he'll never admit it

Footprints on the dashboard, he hit it

Captain Conservo left, Stubhy brought a pound

Rolled a keg in, Otto shut it down

Now that's CB rubbers in the trunk

Book reading always breeding probably drunk

Probably drunk, probably drunk Cockboy's probably drunk