Lyrics: Les Claypool. Of Whales and Woe. Phantom Patriot.

Intro
The Phantom Patriot (Repeat)

Verse 1
Creeping ever creeping
Like a fox in the night
Turning wrongs into right
He only works alone
With a crossbow on his shoulder
And a saber at his side
Some random guns and knives
His mask is white as bone.

Bridge
The Phantom Patriot (Repeat)
He's come to save the day
The Phantom Patriot (Repeat)
He's come to save the day
Yes he's come to save the day. (So desperately the way)

Verse 2
Walking through the compound
With a formulated plan

There to help his fellow man
At this decisive point in time
The Bohemians of The Grove
Don't see it quite the same
Sensing danger in his game
They dub his quest a crime.
(Bridge)


Verse 3
Searching for his quarry
Through the elite redwood maze
He's well provisioned for the days and nights
He must remain alert
And though it is not intended
Our hero soon is apprehended
With "Phantom Patriot" in sharpie
Written boldly cross his shirt.
(Bridge)