Lyrics: Legendary Pink Dots. The Qa'spell.

Kissing frogs is fine when you're single, when you've time to spare. You
hold the mirror, comb your hair, the manna drops down from heaven. But
spare a thought for me; light a candle. Place me in the flame...
Handle me with care, I'll maybe melt away. If you do believe in me; yes
if you are convinced - I'll be your prince now and forever.

No more wincing as you kiss a frog, and no more waiting...