Lyrics: Mark Knopfler. Wag The Dog.

Now you can do the watusi
You can do it if you try
Any puppy dog or pussy
Can do the jerk or do the fly
Now you can do the wooly bully
But can you pull the wooly wooly
Can you wag can you wag the dog

You got the shimmy and the hustle
It's all the rage downtown
Yeh you don't have to have the muscle
To get into the mess around
'Cos you can do the wooly bully
But can you pull the wooly wooly
Can you wag can you wag the dog

So make him sit make him stay
Come to hell go play
Roll him over lie still
Make him go kill attaboy
Wag the dog baby

You have the duck and mashed potato
Funky chicken on a roll
Move on up a little later
To the money and the stroll
Now you can do the wooly bully
But can you pull the wooly wooly
Can you wag can you wag the dog

Now go bow bow wow wow
Now go woof woof woof woof
Yeh that's right wag the dog

The locomation boogaloo
The hully gully and the limbo too
Wag the dog

Yeh hitchhike for me baby
Now we're barefootin'
The funky funky penguin

That's the dug and that's the frug
Yeh but can you wag the dog
Wag the dog can you wag the dog
Wag the dog can you wag the dog