Lyrics: Kinky Friedman. Asshole From El Paso.

(chinga chavin, kenny ?°snakebite?± jacobs)



We don't have no love in's in el paso

We don't go to porno picture shows

We don't swap our wives with our neighbors

And we keep our kids away from mexico.



And I'm proud to be an asshole from el paso

A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.

You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos

Ta-ta-ta-tacos

And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.



We don't wipe our asses on old glory,

God and lone star beer are things we trust.


We keep our women virgins till they're married

So hosin' sheep is good enough for us.



And I'm proud to be an asshole from el paso

A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.

You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos

Ta-ta-ta-tacos

And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.



I'm proud to be an asshole from el paso

A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.

You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos

Ta-ta-ta-tacos

And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour