Lyrics: Kimya Dawson. Alphabutt.

A is for apple
B is for butt
C is for cat butt
D is for doo doo

E is for elephant doo doo
F is for fart
G is for gorilla fart
H is for huge gorilla fart

I is for eyeball
J is for jammies
K is for kid fart
L is for loud and long farts

M is for monkey butt
N is for saying night
Night [Incomprehensible] go, a nap time
O is for oh

P is for panda, peeing and pooping
In her potty while papa plays peek a boo
Q is for quebert
R is for robotic monkey
Who's going to take over the world

S is for stinky
T is for turd
U is for uh, oh
V is for flying V

W is for wee wee
X is for exactomundo
Y is for yuckie and yummy and you
And Z is for farts that smell like the zoo