Lyrics: Kate Campbell. The Portable Kate Campbell. When Panthers Roamed In Arkansas.

I miss Elvis in the movies
With his dyed black hair
Wish that I could find an ice cold
Double Cola somewhere
If I had a time machine
I?d go back when panthers roamed in Arkansas
And buffalo made their home in Tennessee

Every afternoon I?d watch
Dark Shadows on TV
Scared to death that Barnabus
Would take a bite of me
If I were a vampire
I?d fly back when panthers roamed in Arkansas
And buffalo made their home in Tennessee

Frogs are disappearing
Through the ozone hole
I can?t find one song I like
On the radio
They didn?t have these problems
Way back when panthers roamed in Arkansas
And buffalo made their home in Tennessee

If I knew a Jeannie
We could live when panthers roamed in Arkansas
And buffalo made their home in Tennessee