Lyrics: John Barrowman. Anything You Can Do.

Girl B= Boy
Anything you can do,I can do better.
Ha!
I can do anything, Better than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.

No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're NOT!.
Yes, I am, Yes, I am!

I can shoot a partridge, With a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow, With a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
You bet!
So can a rat!

Any note you can sing, I can sing higher.
I can sing anything, higher than you.
you can't.
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
How'dyou sing that high?
I'm a girl!
You could have fooled me!

Anything you can sing, I can sing softer.
I can sing anything, Softer than you.
No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer) YES, I CAN! (Full volume)

I can drink my liquor, Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker, And get even sicker!


I can open any safe.
Without gettin' caught?
You bet!
That's what I thought--
you crook!

Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
I can hold any note, Longer than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can
No, you can't.
Yes, I can
No, you can't.
Yes, I can
No, you can't!
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-i-I-i
c-a-n! (Cough, cough!)
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
How d'you hold all that in?
Chest cavities!

Anything you say, I can say faster.
I can say anything, Faster than you.
No, you can't. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster)
No, you can't. (Faster)
Yes, I can. (Faster)
both: yscescesecysesecses-I can!!

I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
(girly voice)I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
*Gasp!* Can you bake a pie?
(Girly voice)ooh No.
Neither can I.

Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything, Sweeter than you.
No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
No, you ca-o-a-o-a-o-an't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
No, you ca-an't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
No, you ca-an't
Yes, I can
No, you can't, can't, can't!
Yes, I can, can, can!

Together: Yes, I can! No, you can't!