Lyrics: Jay-Z. The Blueprint 3. Venus vs Mars.

If Hov's a Blackberry Bold, shorty is a Sidekick
She used to have a man, I used to have a side chick
Shorty got wind, I had to blow the chick off
We got rid of him, they both took the shit hard

Shorty played the piano, me I play with white keys
Shorty from the south, oh, I think she like me
Shorty like 'Pac, me? Big Poppa
She screamin' "Hit 'em up", I'm screamin', "Who shot ya?"

I'm on that red wine, shorty like white
Same shit different toilet, we both gettin' nice
Me, I'm from the Apple which means I'm a Mac
She's a PC, she lives in my lap

Shorty get it in but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, d-d-daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, d-d-daddy go hard

Shorty get it in but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, d-d-daddy go hard
Shorty get it in but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, Venus vs. Mars

Whether black or white, we both like Mike
We both like Jordans, we both feels Nikes
I finish my breakfast, shorty's out to lunch
Yeah, we both eatin', it's better than brunch

Shorty like Pepsi, me I'm the Coke man
Body like a Coke bottle, I crush it like a Coke can
Started at the window, end up at the wall
The Ying to my Yang, I skeet skeet off

In a salt-n-pepper back, shorty like the front
The Bonnie to my Clyde, both ridin' shotgun
Both covered in gold, like C-3PO
James and Florida Evans 'Let The Good Times Roll', yeah

Shorty get it in but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, d-d-daddy go hard
Shorty get it in but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, d-d-daddy go hard

Shorty get it in but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, d-d-daddy go hard
Shorty get it in but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, Venus vs. Mars

Thought shorty was the truth found out she was a cheater
We were supposed to 'Takeover' I caught her bumpin' 'Ether'
I thought shorty like Mike, found out she like Prince
Thought she was Adrien, it's been 'Rocky' ever since

My dollars was down, she left me for some euros
Took my whole flavor, I call her Coke Zero
We were co-MVP's like Kobe and Shaq
Left me for the Heat, we were winnin back to back

Said I party too much, shorty got fed up
Shorty got Britney, shaved her whole head up
We used to make out, kissin' each other's face off
Went for the Ponzi scheme, damn shorty just Madoff

Shorty get it in but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, d-d-daddy go hard
Shorty get it in but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, d-d-daddy go hard

Shorty get it in but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, d-d-daddy go hard
Shorty get it in but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, Venus vs. Mars