Lyrics: Identity#1. Wannabe Sloaney.

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i could live it like a phoney
and i'd get everyone to phone me
but i'd have to get a limousine
cos I haven't turned 17

but it wouldn't matter to me
little Miss popularity
and all the Eton boys would love me
cos I'd suck their dicks for free

mummy and daddy would give me coke forifree
and i'd know a thing or two about Gucci
and i'd be in L'Equipe with my fake i.d.
but i don't know where the Kings road is
so I guess i'm just a Wannabe Sloaney

but I don't live in Kensington
and my Pashmina's got a hole in
Tatler won't put my picture in
cos they can't fit my ego in