Lyrics: Nerf Herder. Nerf Herder. Easy Mark (Arista Version).

Yeah she ... she's bustin' out
Put the suitcase in the Pinto and get the hell out of Ohio

She gets on that great highway
Doesn't wanna be anywhere
She's an easy mark [x2]

Yeah he : he's got a master plan
Yeah he's gonna make a fortune
Panning gold out of a bottle of Goldschlager shot by shot by shot

He gets on that great highway
Doesn't wanna be anywhere
He's an easy mark [x2]

She lays down in the grass on Strawberry Hill
He is there smelling like nicotine and peanut butter
You gotta love her

Yeah she : she doesn't wanna change this time
There's a hunger in her soul for tater-tot casserole
With the crispy on the outside

She gets on that great highway
Doesn't wanna be anywhere
She's an easy mark [x2]

I hate this world, this stupid world, this screwed up world
I hate this world, this fucking world