Lyrics: Nerf Herder. American Cheese. New Jersey Girl.

well i met her at the trocadero, in philly, backstage at the bloodhound show, she said she was from cherry hill through lips like cherries in the snow, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, come on and rock my world, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, i want to love you, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, with your crazy fucked up hair new jersey girl, new jersey girl, you're wicked awesome, she didn't talk to charlie, our old bass player, and she didn't go off with steve, not the cougar, not the cougar, she took me up to the balcony, past kenneth keith kallenbauch, and give a ying ling to me, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, come on and rock my world, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, i want to love you, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, with your crazy fucked up hair, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, you're wiked awesome, her brother calls me blowjob, when i call her on the phone, he says, 'hey fuck-wad, are you wackin it, are you wackin' it?' no, but is your sister home? new jersey girl, new jersey girl, come on and rock my world, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, i want to love you, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, with your crazy fucked up hair new jersey girl, new jersey girl, you're wicked awesome, la la la la la, new jersey girl