Lyrics: Gwar. Carnival Of Chaos. First Rule Is.

Outside bombs explode
I am sitting on the commode
Soon they'll reach the day-care center
Soon they'll bag the smashed placenta
Thanks for the cookies mom sent ya

First rule is, there is no first
First rule is, there is no first
First rule is, there is no first rule

No first rule
No first rule
No first rule
No first

They give us no reason, to fire the gun
They think we're in season, men think it's fun
But I thought God said, not to kill anyone

I think you're living a lie
I think you're living a lie
'Cause people die all the time
And they don't seem to mind
I think you're living a lie

Outside bombs explode
I am sitting on the commode
Soon they'll reach the day-care center
Soon they'll bag the smashed placenta
Thanks for the cookies mom sent ya

First rule is, there is no first
First rule is, there is no first
First rule is, there is no first rule

No first rule
No first rule
No first rule
No first rule

I say, no first rule
I say, no first rule
I say, no first rule
I say, no first rule
I say