Lyrics: Guided By Voices. Under The Bushes Under The Stars. Rhine Jive Click.

Crowded gymnasiums
No shortage of knockouts
And the country dance sellathon
Overworked spines
All efforts considered
Ooh, ooh

But not before the prizes are posted
The king size electric institute

He's proud to prevent
Dazzling rhine jive click
And his up and coming bombadeers
Are fuckin? right
How they stacks in a million years