Lyrics: Greg Brown. Bathtub Blues. Flabbergabble.

Flabbergabble kookamunga ba goo-goo
Fiddlefaddle swishamunga bumble gum too
If you don't do what I want you to
I'm gonna skibblejibble gabbaflabba
Wungamunga you.
I have a big appetite
I'm gonna eat a whole apple pie tonight
Then I'll have a piece of ice cream cake,
Popsicle, wopsickle,
T-bone steak.
Now it's time to sicklewickle my cats
I'm gonna feed them some smoked
Herrings and hats
Then I'll put my light bulbs in the freezer
And eat some freckled peezerweezer.
Now our little tiny song is done-
We hope you had a lot of fun-
So eat some eyelashes and some hair
And that'll show us how much you care.
Flabbergabble kookamunga ba goo-goo
Fiddlefaddle swishamunga bumble gum too
If you don't do what I want you to
I'm gonna skibblejibble gabbaflabba
Wungamung you