Lyrics: Grandaddy. The Sophtware Slump. Jed The Humanoid.

Last night something pretty bad happened
We lost a friend
All shocked and broken
Shut down exploded

Jed E3 is what we first called him
Then it was Jed
Though Jed's systems down
Therefore, so's Jed

We assembled him in the Kitchen
Made out of this end
Made out of that end
Whatever was at hand

When we finished Jed we were so proud
We celebrated
Congratulated
At what we'd created

Jed could run or walk, sing or talk and
Compile thoughts and
Solve lots of problems
We learned so much from him

Couple years went by, something happened
We gave Jed less attention
We had new inventions
We left for convention

Jed had found our booze and drank every drop
He fizzled and popped
He rattled and knocked
Finally he just stopped





(Thanks to Bearpaws for these lyrics)