Lyrics: Government Issue. Legless Bull. Religious Ripoff.

Telling me how to live my life
Where's your bible? Where's your money?
You can't sell religion through the tube
Send you money, we'd all get screwed

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Religious Ripoff/ Gospel Scam
Ernest Angeley/ Billy Graham
Upside-down cross is what you should wear
Religious Ripoff everywhere

T.V. evangelists put on a show
Trying to tell me what they know
Just send us money and you'll be saved
Pretty soon you'll be our slave

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You say this program may change my life
When all you give me is song and dance
I can get that slime if I watch prime-time
What you do is gospel crime