Lyrics: Full Service. It Ain't Easy Bein' Nessie.

I?m a dog
And life is great
I sleep when I want
Or else I play
My bowl is always
Filled to the brim
And if it ain?t then I just
I just check the garbage can

?cause it?s easy
Easy
Being
Nessie
It?s easy
Easy
Being
Nessie

Nessie, you?re the best

(Thanks to Greg for these lyrics)