Lyrics: Frank Zappa. You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 4. Take Me Out to The Ball Game.

Awright, welcome, and good evening to the baseball game
I'm Skip Carey and with Keith Van Weiren
For another game between the Atlanta Braves and the Chicago Cubs The Braves are featuring another outstanding cast

We got a wonderful cast of characters here
He's a home run, interim RBA leader for the year
What do you think?

Well, uh, I don't know what the problem is with these Braves this year They've really been having trouble with one run games
On Sundays, for some reason, I don't know what it is
What do you think?

Well, Pete, eh, the Dodgers had that problem last year
Lot of one run games specially on Sundays
Well, they suddenly ended up, uh, last in the league
Uh, coming over here, Zane Smith is pitchin' today
And I hear he's got good stuff

Well, actually, I think the main problem is the rookies
The rookies have just not be coming through
They haven't been able to handle that curve ball
Seems to me like they really don't go over that

Oh here he goes, smash foul
He doesn't look to the plate
(That goes for your little dog, too)

He really gets a hold of that one, its gone
Yes, Elvis has left the building
(And that goes for your little dog, too
And that goes for your little dog, too)

Move away for the seventh inning stretch after the game
(And that goes for your little dog, too
And that goes for your little dog, too)

They're singing, he swung on it and missed
Smash foul, fans getting out of here in a hurry
The player steps out to the plate

Take me out to the game
Uh, you can buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks
I don't care if he never gets back
Swung on it and missed