Lyrics: Frank Zappa. The Voice of Cheese.

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)

Cheese:
Hello, teenage america,
My name is suzy creemcheese,

I'm suzy creemcheese because
I've never worn fake eyelashes
In my whole life
And I never made it on surfing set
And I never made it on beatnik set
And I couldn't cut the groupie set either
And...um
Actually I really fucked up in europe.
( hrrrrrrrrrr )
Now that I've done it all over and
Nobody else will accept me
I've come home to my mothers