Lyrics: Flight Of The Conchords. Friends.

Friends sing together
Friends do things together
Friends laugh together
Friends make graphs together

Friends help you when you're in danger
Friends are people who are not strangers
Friends help you shift into a new place
And tell you if you've got food on your face

Friends are the ones on who you can depend
He's my friend, he's not my friend
Friends are the ones who are there in the end
He's my friend, they're not my friends

If you trip over I'll catch your fall
If you kick my dick I won't break your balls
If you get drunk and vomit on me
I'll make sure you get home safely

If you crossed the road and a truck struck you
I'll scrape you up and reconstruct you
I'll cheer you up if you're depressed
If you get murdered I'll avenge your death

Friends walk together
Pop and lock together
Me and him together
Me and Jim forever

Friends go jogging at the track
Friends borrow money, never pay you back
Friends do not let friends do crack
Friends go out and grab a snack

Friends drink beer in the sun
Unlike girlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one
Friends tell you when your fly's undone
Murray, your fly's undone

My Uncle John had a special friend
They dressed alike, his name was Ben
I've never seen two friends like them
They were very very friendly men

Friends, friends, friends...