Lyrics: Family Guy. Brian Wallows.

:
Lois:
Brian your standards are ridiculously high
You'll never find a girl unless you're willing to make exceptions
and compromise so you can find your love

Brian:
Lois I don't think I have to compromise a thing
I'd rather be alone than with someone who doesn't get me
Oh and how long has the coffee been on the burner in the kitchen?
I could really use a cup about now

Lois:
Oh it's not very fresh you see I meant to make more
But I made the mistake of getting caught up watching Oprah, she had on James Garner

Brian:
James Garner? What's he plugging

Lois:
I don't know, some crappy movie on TNT