Lyrics: Eels. Teenage Witch.

Lookin' downtown sun-riser Sam
Bring it on down now I'm in a jam
Where did you find such a rockin' vest?
Said get away kid, you've become a pest

Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch

Silky gown, pink and brown
Shuts you down and shuts you up

Little lizard legs and little lizard tails
Always taste better when you're sittin' in jail
Still I don't think that I can resist
After all the turds that I had to kiss

Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch

Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch

Keepin' arms length from the long arm law
Goin' to the bank for a fifty dollar draw
Gonna find the place where the werewolves hang
Knockin' on the door for a fifty dollar bang

Silky gown, pink and brown
Shuts you down and shuts you up

Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch

Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch