Lyrics: Dr. Hook. If Not You.

Who's gonna water my plants?
Who's gonna patch my pants?
And who's gonna give me
The chance to feel brand new?

Who's gonna iron my shirts?
Who's gonna kiss where it hurts?
And who needs a man
When he flirts the way I do?

Who if not you
Who if not you

Who if not you
Who if not you

Who's gonna wake me on time?
Who'll smile and say I look fine?
And who's gonna stay on my mind
The whole day through?

Who's gonna see that I'm fed?
Who's gonna want me in bed?
But who'll watch TV
Instead because I do?

Who if not you
Who if not you

Who if not you