Lyrics: Dead Milkmen. Dean's Dream.

It's a Friday night cookin' show
With a horse-meat dish
I had to stay in the freezer
All Thursday eve

Talkin' to that horse, I really had to go
Down to the sidewalk
The sky's all red, the street's filled with people
From a High School band

I escaped to a theater to see a girl
With long blonde hair, right down to there
I escaped from a theater to see a girl
With long blonde hair, we had to leave

We got in a tan van, us two in the back
With Steve McGarrett from Hawaii Five-O
At the steering wheel, speeding away
We slide into a parking lot
And all in slow motion these tough guys appear

We argue and fight and one pulls a knife
He hits me in the back but I'm all right
I'm all right, I'm all right, I'm all right
(He's all right)

I escaped from a theater to see a girl
With long blonde hair right down to there
I escaped from a theater to see a girl