Lyrics: De La Soul. Intro (Da La Soal Is Dead).

Hey all you kids out there, welcome to Three Feet High and Rising
Now, here's what we do the following contestants
How are you doing, contestants? Alright, yo mama

So fellas, tell us a little bit about yourselves
Contestant number one

How ya doin', Al? Just came all the way down from Wichitaw
Just to be on this show, you know it's gonna be swell
And I'm gonna win all the money, gonna win all the money, see ya

Alright, contestant number 2

Excuse me, um, my name is, um, P.A. Mase
I'm from Australia and I'm just glad to be here

Okay, contestant number 3

Hello, my name us, uh, Plug One, and uh
Let me tell you a little bit about myself
I like Twizzlers and I like the Alligator Bob
And my favorite drama movie is um
Bloodsucking Freaks, just like your mama

Okay, contestant number 4

Hello, my name is Prince Paul, and I'm just
Glad to be on the show, thank you

Okay now that we've met the contestants, let's get to the game
I'm going to ask an amount of four questions
And you will try to answer them correctly
Now, you out there in the audience can answer along with them

How many feathers are on a Purdue chicken?
How many fibers are intertwined in a Shredded Wheat biscuit?
What does Touche et Lele Pu mean?
How many times did the Bat mobile catch a flat?

Now that we know the questions
We'll let the contestants think them over
And we'll return right after these messages