Lyrics: Dandy Warhols. Dandys Rule: OK. Genius.

I'll take the blame if I ever want to
For what my little brain has been through
I know to say things I never meant to
To seem a little sane 'cause that's what it takes

If I ever could win, if I ever could see
If I just could ever remember to think about anything

Darling, ya give me a rope and I'll hang myself
It doesn't take a genius to figure it out
Don't have to be fucking brilliant to see
I'm not as smart as I seem to be

I'm not as bright as I used to be
I'm not as sharp as I think I am
I'm not as smart as I seem
I'm not as bright as I seem

Darling, darling, darling
Darling, you give me a rope I'll hang myself
It doesn't take a genius to figure it out
Don't have to be fucking brilliant to see
I'm not as smart as I seem to be

I'm not as bright as I used to be
I'm not as sharp as I think I am
I'm not as smart as I seem
I'm not as bright as I seem