Lyrics: Dance Hall Crashers. Java Junkie.

It started when he was just a young boy
Coffee soon became his favorite toy
A cup in the morning began his day
Soon he was drinking coffee all day

(Java junkie)
Always has a cup of
(Java junkie)
Never gets enough of
(Java junkie)
Drinking coffee all day
(Java junkie)
To a coffee god he prays

He's an addict and that's a fact
But at least he's not smoking crack
But at least he's not smoking crack

He's an addict and that's a fact
But at least he's not smoking crack
But at least he's not smoking crack
You can be sure of that
But at least he's not smoking crack

His parents feared his newfound addiction
So they hid all the coffee away from the kitchen
Nothing would stop him, they knew it was true
He was totally hooked on the java brew

(Java junkie)
Always has a cup of
(Java junkie)
Never gets enough of
(Java junkie)
Drinking coffee all day
(Java junkie)
To a coffee god he prays

He's an addict and that's a fact
But at least he's not smoking crack
But at least he's not smoking crack

He's an addict and that's a fact
But at least he's not smoking crack
But at least he's not smoking crack