Lyrics: Chumbawamba. The Good Ship Lifestyle.

This is the Goodship Lifestyle
All my friends jumped ship
I elect me the captain
This is the loneliest voyage
I've ever been on

Up in the crow's nest
Over there, I see land
First mate? There is no first mate
This is the Goodship Lifestyle

Sail away from the world

So steer a course
A course for nowhere
And drop the anchor
My little empire

I'm going nowhere
I'm going nowhere
I'm going nowhere
I'm going nowhere

This is the Goodship Lifestyle
I fly my very own flag
TV dinners for one
At the captain's table

Repel all boarders
Draw the curtains tighter
Where's the crew? There is no crew
This is the Goodship Lifestyle

So steer a course
A course for nowhere
And drop the anchor
My little empire

I'm going nowhere
I'm going nowhere
I'm going nowhere
I'm going nowhere