Lyrics: Chixdiggit. My Dad vs P.M..

my mom always liked paul the best she liked his smile and the way he dressed and when he sang his mouth made an o whoah dad liked the girl who did "delta dawn" but i'll save that for another song he loves all animals is what you gotta know we started getting death threats in the mailbox milk sucks, let the animals go they were blaming my dad for testing on cats they were blaming my dad, my dad? my dad (my dad) versus paul mccartney he likes to eat meat it's true my dad (my dad) versus paul mccartney he don't really care if you don't eat it too paul thought my dad was a science guy that makes shampoo that doesn't hurt your eyes he got reported to p.e.t.a well, they had protests in the neighbourhood when they found out they didn't feel too good they were looking for a guy with a different name we stopped getting death threats in the mailbox our lives are back to normal and now mom and dad wanna get a cat wanna get a cat my mom and dad (my dad) versus paul mccartney he likes to eat meat it's true my dad (my dad) versus paul mccartney he don't really care if you don't eat it too don't eat it too don't eat it too don't eat it too baby, you know that it's true